The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013

Lucas Grealey

When someone has a tiny dick but insist it's huge

Conti tells people he has a huge cock but in reality he's pulling a Lucas Grealey

by flinstonexanax November 4, 2017

the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

somebody cool

hey jade your the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

by bullshit meister November 7, 2017

Fat Greasy Hoe

When you are talking to your friend and you are explaining how and what you you look like.

You know I am just a Fat Greasy Hoe

by Know one knows?????? September 24, 2019

Fat greasy hoe

Usually a girl who gives off crackhead vibes. Most likely named Carina or Violet.

Omg did you see carina and violet today??
Yeah
Violet is a real fat greasy hoe
Carina too

by Carinaparkeywarkey October 28, 2019

The Greatest Dinomancer

Max

Person 1: "The Greatest Dinomancer joined the discord call the other day."
Person 2: "Oh, Max? Yeah he is the greatest dinomancer."

by Bosquito May 6, 2020

The Greatest Spy

We will never know...

James Bond can’t be the greatest spy, he keeps introducing himself god danmit.

by LongJohnJohn October 14, 2020