Douche beer

1. A juicy liquid that comes out of the douche bag after usage. Usually drunk in pint or half pint glasses and it tastes great.

Lil luke says " Rachel whack be up a fresh batch of douche beer, NOW BITCH!"

by BiLzA July 6, 2006

Vaginal Douche

A douche-y asshole

Guy 1: Man, that Steve guy is an asshole
Guy 2: Call him that and he'll run away crying
Guy 1: Classic Vaginal Douche move

by Snipsnoopitsmiloop August 24, 2016

douche bag

a person that makes them look stupid for others to laugh.

a mixture of water and vinegar put in a plastic contraption, used to cleanse a woman's vagina after her menstral cycle.

You are a really stupid douche bag.

I can't find my douche bag!!!

by Danali Marie October 11, 2003

douche bag

A common way to get the attention of a friend from afar...particularly if their name happens to be Bill, Billy, Swilly or any other William derivative.

Aye look, isn't that Sweet-Willy Shane ovah der???....."HEY!!....Douuuuuuuuche Baaaaaaag!! Whhhhhhatcha doin over there? Lookin fer a little mooose caaaaack, eh??"

by Strizzzo February 3, 2005

blue douche

When you use a public restroom and the blue water from the toilet splashes up on you.

Andrea got a blue douche when she went to the bathroom

by MSUGirl July 11, 2006

douche bag

A statement used all the time that implies a person who talks excessively using their hands in obsessive or obscene way.

There Shannon goes again... tearin the paper. What a douche bag!

by Katie and Val December 28, 2005

Douche Nugget

Any member of the human species that says something completely asinine.

That bitch is such a douche nugget.

by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 28, 2004