I don't make the rules

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."

Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024

Don't fucking listen to them

Somebody told you not to say anything about this and YOUR KIDS DIED EXPLICITLY BECAUSE OF THAT DECISION. You need to un-make that decision.

Hym "I figured somebody would do something about THIS before anybody would, say, murder any kids but somebody told you not to say anything about this and of you don't I'm going to in the form of a child stabbing. Don't fucking listen to them. They already lead you astray. It isn't and WASN'T EVER GOING TO JUST BE ME. That's ISN'T an option and, just like living forever in paradise, the notion they sold to you that if I hadn't said anything it would have just been me is a lie and wishful thinking on their part."

by Hym Iam September 6, 2025

Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.

Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2023

Don't-be-silly

A dismissive comeback used when someone attempts to challenge, threaten, or oppose you - in power, intellect, or skill - but their effort is so insignificant compared to your capability that it’s almost absurd. Often delivered calmly, not angrily, to emphasize effortless superiority and effortless dismissal.

Used when someone tries to compete with you, but the gap between you is so vast that their effort becomes unintentionally comedic.

"Manchester United thought they had a chance against Brentford. It was clear United where just fantasizing, as the Bees stung them three goals to one, don't-be-silly."

"Jake beat Kelly up, don't-be-silly."

PERSON A: "You think you can beat me."

PERSON B: "Don't-be-silly."

by That African Man October 1, 2025

Don't wreck your head over it

Don't overthink it. Don't be petty.

If someone has been nagging you about the same thing over and over like...

"You already have 6 different types of flour, why don't you use the ones you have before buying another one?"

Short answer, "Don't wreck your head over it".

by JRBIV January 1, 2022

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Not Anymore You Don't

The phrase you use when a person is something, but for some reason, isn't anymore.

Person 1: "I'm smart"
Math: "Not anymore you don't"

by Loud Dumbass November 9, 2021