Douche Nozzle 

A "Sidecick" of A douch bag, who handles their dirty work.

Ryan - Hey, go tell Buck that I'm going to beat his ass!

Colton - Oh My God! He's going to hurt me! What am I your Douche Nozzle!

Ryan - Yea! So Shut Up!

Douche Nozzle by Mattii Boi January 29, 2009

douche haggis

The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.

That ass clown is just a huge pile of douche haggis.

douche haggis by Gen. Pringle September 7, 2010

Douche Flute 

A name used for a vape. Also known as a "Blake"

Ashe stepped outside at work to take a hit off his Douche Flute.

Douche Flute by Newpsmoker July 21, 2020

douche big a fig a lig 

Someone who is actually worse than, a Douche, a Fag, and someone with just one leg. All wrapped into one.

"I got $5 on a 50 yard dash, you smelly homo!" douche big a fig a lig.

douche big a fig a lig by jessedewey April 16, 2008

douche canoe 

brian douching himself while in canoe..or in a dorm room

that guy went on a douche canoe yesterday!

douche canoe by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008

douche bag 

(n.) - bag that is used to hold a woman's pubic hairs after removing them

god... stop being a fuckin douche bag.

douche bag by Amy Lu December 9, 2003

douche bag 

A way to make fun of someone

Thayer is a douche bag

douche bag by Matt April 27, 2003