Chocolate Finger Puppet

When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.

Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!

Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.

by Chocolate Finger Puppet July 16, 2019

Making Caramel Chocolates

When you take the shit on your toilet paper and rub it on your balls until they are brown.

Person 1 “Why were you in the bathroom so long?”

Person 2 “Sorry I was just making Caramel Chocolates”

by nidget December 2, 2019

Anti-Chocolate Chipist

A person who hates Chocolate Chips.

Hey Kaeden, are you an Anti-Chocolate Chipist?

by Seranion June 1, 2019

White chocolate starfish

A bleached asshole.

Dude, I tossed her salad so fucking hard last night. I love me that white chocolate starfish.

by BBaggins August 23, 2019

chocolate dick zit

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.

Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.

by PieKnee March 11, 2017

best hot chocolate

When you have heated anal sex with feces still in the anus. This heat and movement turns the fecal matter into a substance that resembles hot chocolate

Dear god my wife gave me the best hot chocolate last night!

by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

Eat chocolate day

Today let’s eat a lot of chocolate 😋

“Hey it’s May 14”
“OK, so?”
“It’s national Eat chocolate day”

by I will help woman May 7, 2021