Future Cat

A (typically male) person that reads every future blog, technology blog, and probably every video game blog. A Future Cat truly believes that one day within the next 10-30 years man will answer to, or actually physically become robotic, as it is the next step in evolution. He believes people will be uploading their brain to a cloud (due to singularity, a concept made somewhat popular in the technology world by Vernor Vinge in 1993 ,and then reiterated by Ray Kurzweil in 2000) that will allow people to virtually live on, even after the Earth is uninhabitable.

Brandon: "Dude, stop working out, in 2025 we will be made out of nanobots. All we have to do is program our bodies to be fresh-to-death through the computer...and they will be."

Kyle: "Yeah, right! You're just a lazy future cat!"

by Jailhouse Nancy March 25, 2012

richie cat

a quiet and furry lebanese cat that slumbers randomly in seemingly uncomfortable positions upon any stationary object.

Take a picture of the richie cat slumbering over there, it will be funny.

by kcmoney June 15, 2011

adopted cat

derogatory term for calling a girl who got a new boy friend after she got dumped.
mainly use in Japan.

Greg: i've just got a girl called Naomi last Monday and she was hot!!!.
John: yeah, so? You got yourself an adopted cat, that's all...
Greg: ...fuck you

by SpeedyL June 30, 2011

Cat Kick

(v) to kick a female, who is performing oral sex on you, in her pussy

Dude I totally got this girl to let me cat kick her last night.

by Newspaper staff September 30, 2011

Cat Day

An alternative to traditional "sick days" when one is expected to be medically impaired. Cat Days are appropriate when an employee needs time away from work, but to take multiple naps, lay in the sun, and stretch frequently without exertion.

After 3 weeks of working on the project, I couldn't stand going back into the office; I had to take a Cat Day.

by JohnnyBmostlygood October 25, 2019

Cat Water

its between good and worse Literally garbage and crack at a game

Cousin: your not dog water yet your just cat water

Me: oh ok

by A Witsa Burger Face January 8, 2021

Cat in The Hat

The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos

Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover

by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022