Big Bail

Big Bail originated as a sperm cell from Hercules, the sperm cells hibernated since the beginning of time. Big Bail is responsible for the universe, the life forms that follow, and the destruction. He makes us mortals look like mere ants compared to his intrusive size. Aeons ago Big Bail destroyed a super large black hole by blocking it up with his smallest toe, the big toe. Big Bail writes in his Big Bail journal godly pieces of literature that us mere mortals cannot comprehend due to its beauty. This is just a sample of Big Bails complex and incomprehensible daily Big Bail life.

“Yo, did you see that guy, he’s so big”. “Yeah bro, that’s Big Bail”!

by Greg man November 24, 2022

Smooch Bait

A woman at a bar or other social setting who is overly flirty but aggressively turns down any physical advances.

I thought she was into me, but when I tried to kiss her, she screamed "rape" and ran away.

Yeah, she did that to me too. She's total smooch bait.

by Smoochbait December 22, 2022

Wyatt bailey

Short, big sexy , has the coolest overalls , great smile, the also tend to have beautiful shiny brown hair that smells like ausie shampoo, also has the tendency to suffer shititis,
Tend to be more red neck and dumber than the average male

That guy over there is totally a Wyatt

Damnnnnnnnn shawty is yo name wyatt Bailey?!

by Gayboiiii January 16, 2023

Narcissistic Bailor

(Noun)-The Narcissistic Bailor is a phrase used to describe an individual that generally possesses an over- inflated ego and while confronted they will either shift gears into a manipulative attack mode or fly the coop. In other words, since they can't take the heat, they get the hell out of the kitchen!!!! Typically, the word unhealthy is thrown around by them in an effort to portray that they are being subjected to unhealthy behavior, when in fact they are the UNHEALTHY ones. These people will go on a vacation with their significant other and if a nerve is struck; disagreement arises, forget it! Next thing you know , your in the car for 9 hours on the way home, riding in silence! Total assholes!!!

"I am so over this bullshit with this Narcissistic Bailor!!! What adult behaves this way? They need "DEPENDS". Not only is their behavior childish, but it's so fucken rude. After bailing at the beach, and riding shotgun with their silent ass I contemplated punching him in his face or jumping out of the car!!! Life is way too short to deal with a narcississtic bailor. Karma is a bitch!!!!

by Cappy C January 30, 2023

baller bailey

Spitfire person, who loves deeply within their soul. Could confide in them for anything, and will long for them to do the same. Prepare to watch them fawn over poets & stories of love blooming within the souls surrounding them; and to fall in love with their view of the world. (also the love of cassidy’s life <3)

Baller Bailey is the light of your life, and will bring solace to your darkest times.

by nickmillerfanclub February 27, 2023

Postal bait

When a game gives you tons of guns, ammo, and a shit load of innocent civilians and no consequences. Originated from the game postal 2.

That area is total postal bait, there’s a machine gun and hundreds of civvies.

by The reee man March 10, 2023

MatPat Bait

A crappy indie horror game (or any other type of game) who's selling point is the "lore" just so MatPat (Game Theory) can analyze the lore, giving undeserved publicity to said game.

Examples of MatPat Bait:
Poppy Playtime
Merge Mansion
Andy's Apple Farm
Garten of BanBan
Hello Neighbor

by SireSatire May 27, 2023