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cunt-ching

cunt-ching when you get paid or het given something for your vagina...
sentence.. my vagina went Cunt-ching when he/ she gave me something of value because of my vagina
by loulou88 February 6, 2019
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Skunk cunt

When a pussy looks cute and innocent from a far but has a smell that could strip the paint of a car and leave you smelling like a dump. Probably will have to bath in tomato juice.
Bruh, I heard your girl got the skunk cunt.
by ZestySock May 9, 2018
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Possum cunt

A possum cunt is someone who can burn the midnight oil gambling and always come out on top. Like a possum, they maintain their composure all night, and as consistent winners, they are disliked by their opponents. Hence possums cunts.
He beat a bunch of people at the table last night? Yeh, he's a possum cunt.
by Opossums January 14, 2021
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twiney cunt

One who goes overboard when whining about life, even though their life is served on a silver platter. Usually a rich white boy/girl.
Did you hear Liz complain about the color of her new Mercedes? What a Twiney Cunt.
by flyinkiwi99 September 8, 2019
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Cunts' circus

An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.
"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"

"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
by Craig in the Hat January 26, 2009
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That Cunt Mark

A targeted person that usually ends up in failure.
Usually ginger in appearance with a appreciation of Hawaiian shirt and un-natural love of dogs
Spotting a unsuspecting pedestrian in the road whilst driving round a corner;
"Look there's that cunt Mark"
by Bigus Dickus Dilly Dilly November 27, 2019
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jubby cunt

Jubby cunt is the term for someone who isn’t quite fat but also isn’t skinny and they are being a massive cunt
David ‘cappa’ Candlin is a massive jubby cunt
by Wagwan brevrend August 24, 2021
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