watch X-Files

1.) To have sex with both partners facing the same direction, better known as doggie-style.

2.) A euphemism for having sex in general.

Originates from a line from the Bloodhound Gang song, The Bad Touch: "and we'll do it doggie-style so we can both watch X-Files."

Some Girl: Hey, wanna watch X-Files?
Some Guy: But X-files has been off the air for...oh. Yes. Let's watch X-Files.

Some Dude: There's nothing on TV. Let's watch X-Files.
Some other Dude: Agreed.

by A penguin's lost hat March 25, 2010

xoxo x wife

The women who used to be married to the guy you are sleeping with. A trainwreck--- who wears to much makeup, is overweight and can't snag a man.

"Who's that chubby chick hanging on your man"?
Oh, ---- its his xoxo x wife, even though they've been divorced 10 years she just can't let go"

by voodoomutt February 10, 2012

Rated X

Hottest Rap group outta West Philly High

Impac, Knyghtmare, and D8E are in Rated X

by Pac Dollaz January 11, 2005

Unit_X

A n00b that can be seen either in img chat or plummeting from a roof or a tree.

Did you see that Unit_X fall out of that tree? What a n00b.

by ProfessorX April 15, 2004

northern x

any hot shit coming from up north (CANADA)... comes from the word northern exposure

"YO man this weed is some northern x shit, cant find this in QUEENS"

by Illy September 3, 2004

captain x cap

a condom, a jimmy cap, a cum trap

yo phil my captain X cap rubbed off in yo mama's pussy last night. get that shit back for me!

by jethro jenkins June 16, 2006

Infinity X

a person who doesn't like to get involved, tends to be lazy, but when the time calls for it the person usually rises to the occasion by doing great things.

shikamaru is such an infinity x, last week we were on this mission and all of us were in the enemy's prison and he came and freed us all from the prison and beat down the bad guys.

by John Boy Walton May 13, 2009