Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.

This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

fuck off

Rudely telling someone to get the fuck away from you because they're pissing you off.
flipping someone off with words.

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Linzey: *stealing a pack of gum bc the cashier didnt see it on the counter *

Karen: Did you pay for that?

Linzey: Fuck off

by i love trent April 2, 2022

Fuck boy

A guy that will fuck anything with a hole or a guy that will fuck any girl to get his pleasures and will screw as ma y girls over as he wants

Boy:Hay u lets fuck ur hot
Girl:awe thxs ok...
Next day
Girl:hay
Boy:i dont want u i have a someone else
Girl:ur suck a fuck boy

by Fuck boy101 August 21, 2017

fuck boi

a guy who talks to several girls at a time and makes uncomfortable clams and also makes you feel like crap

hes a fuck boi and ill never talk to him again

by sinermen May 28, 2018

Mendacious Fucks

This is the name of the sports franchise that Kara Swisher and Scott Galloway invented in March of 2024 on their podcast. Although it started as a joke they were funded by Mark Cuban to build a new tier 2 world soccer team called the Mendacious Fucks. My name is an inside joke because Scott uses that handle to insult people with a big word that they don't understand. He's basically calling people liars which is kind of a fun name for an international soccer sports franchise.

Scott laid out the challenge. He was going to take on wrexham he was going to create a billion dollar Enterprise with his partner Kara all in sports by not caring about sports at all. He was the king of the Mendacious Fucks and they were playing all attack football and selling a lot of merch.

by robtyrie March 29, 2024

fuck me

to ask for sex

example-damn i asked papi to fuck me and he said no

by ...yuhitsmeh... March 15, 2021

giving a fuck

i don’t

“Giving a fuck”

Say someone is talking to you and you really don’t care what they talkin about. all you have to say is; “I don’t give a fuck.”

by dtbtinkk_ September 7, 2022