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San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."
by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023
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fuck me

when you want someone to fuck you um you can either use daddy or mommy doesnt matter genders are available so if youre kinky as fuck um ask your partner this or something idk
please, fuck me mommy/daddy means you want to have sex
by sexexpertmommy December 3, 2018
mugGet the fuck memug.

fucking chibai

by You don't chibai December 30, 2016
mugGet the fucking chibaimug.

Fuck You John

when somebody you hate is named john hit em with a Fuck You John
by TronityCat September 10, 2025
mugGet the Fuck You Johnmug.

Fuck your friend Day

Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.
Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!
by Norman Angile January 10, 2023
mugGet the Fuck your friend Daymug.

irritate fuck

When someone is an "irritate fuck" he's annoying to the point you can't think of anything else to offend him and you just throw a "fuck" in the sentence.
Hey, can I come over to your place and hang out? x10

Omg! Stop talking you irritate fuck! If I knew your excistence was that pathetic, I would commit suicide...
by TasosMGr November 9, 2017
mugGet the irritate fuckmug.
A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
mugGet the Monkey fucking a bowling ballmug.

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