Melissa. J. B.

cuts apples with a knife, then eats them. Because they think its makes them a more etiquitte indiviual. They shower often, and don't pluck their eyebrows. But they are stunning anyways. They have a limited wardrobe but seem to never run out of new clothes. Very athletic but act like a awkward girl. They like to lounge around the house all day in either too small or oversized housecoats. They do odd things like carve pencil crayons with kitchen knives, or chew plastic spoons. Quite often have older and much hotter sister who are alomost an inch shorter but make up for that loss of height in at-it-tude !
Melissa J. B. kick ass, to put it simply !

Person #1 I was playing basket ball last night
Person #2 Oh, any Melissa. J. B. s in the other team?

Person #1 Why are you cutting up that apple
Person #2 Oh I don't know..
Person #1 Pulling a Mel J. B

by kaygurk! February 11, 2010

j clapp cheecks

when a male inserts all 10 toes inside a females vagina.

my friend likes to do j clapp cheecks when he gets horny.
-j.w., m.b.

by jesse mike January 10, 2009

B & R this J

Short for "Bounce and Roll this Joint"

Coined by S and J

(see R & B this J)

J: Lets B & R this J
S: Kk we're out!

by CoinedByS&J April 1, 2010

J-Bag

A way of calling someone a juice bag, but in shorter form

(a juice bag is a non offensive way of saying douche bag)

thats my cookie you J-Bag!

that kid with a new girlfriend every week is a J-Bag

by Mr. McTastic February 4, 2010

J. Bizzle

The ganster rap alias of Proffessor Jim Balfour, most widly known for his hard hitting lyrics about bending moments, laid down on phat beats.

Not to be confused with similar structural ganster J. Schizzle.

Did you hear J. Bizzles freestyle in class the other day?

by J. Schizle April 13, 2008

J. Maddox

J. Maddox is gonna die in 7 days!

J. Maddox

by The Devil 666 March 30, 2009

Eric J Wang

Creepy Asian "actor", " boxer", "ladies man", and Trump supporter with 6 pack abs who has been kicked out of various venues for trying to hit on women. He also wrote a made up "autobiography" called Wanna Hook Up With Me? where he claims he was a "casanova" who hooked up with thousands of women when in reality he has to hire escorts.

A guy pulled an Eric J Wang on me when he wanted to have sex right away instead of actually getting to know me first.

I pulled an Eric J Wang by secretly taking a picture of a girl and then posting the picture with lewd comments on my Facebook.

That's so Eric J Wang of you to treat that girl like a piece of meat.

I'm no Eric Wang! I respect women!

by Rip Taylor December 4, 2021