Tree

A person who is very straight. They like soaking up water through their roots. They steal your sunlight. And the hate tree huggers because tree hugger are gay and the are straight. If you meet a tree you have to make a cringy tree pun and if you don t they will drop kick you in the left elbow

Yo you’re such a tree imma slap you

by Bendagay June 08, 2019

Tree

The annoying ass people that you hate who are one year younger than you

Oh no there comes the trees

by Sannesafir January 10, 2017

sad tree

A tall person who’s very sad, or depressed.

Person #1: Hey, you see that sad tree?

Person #2: Yeah. I wonder what’s wrong with them.

by the_crazy_alien April 23, 2018

Yew tree primary

It is the most shittest school you can go in of the the whole of England even the world

Oh I fucking hate that school named yew tree primary

by Yeet primary shit September 11, 2019

Different trees in the same orchard

When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.

"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."

by astroban1231 October 11, 2020

sticky tree

The trees you don't want to hang your hammock on but want to smoke.

Yo son, you got that sticky tree?

Nah don't hang your hammock on that sticky tree!

by Princess the Pomeranian March 04, 2016

Chhet-tree

Originated from the depths of Nepal, Chhet-tree is used to describe a massive dick, the size of a tree trunk.

I was fucking this nepali boy last night, you should've seen the size of his Chhet-tree

by RijalStudio February 19, 2025