Tree

The annoying ass people that you hate who are one year younger than you

Oh no there comes the trees

by Sannesafir January 10, 2017

2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

Dollar Tree Do-rag Man

The only do rags people were anymore because they don't know where to actually buy them. Also the new wave is to cut the man out and post it on random things.

Kid-**needs to build a rocket for school and puts Dollar Tree Do-rag Man on it**(had glitter on it too)
**holding the rocket**
** glitter comes off**
Kid- The dollar Tree do-rag man nutted on me

by tekashicollinsnorth May 25, 2019

piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is

yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree

by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022

tree limb

It's a game where u climb on the person closest to you.

Hey, I dare you to play tree limb on that person.

by Me.MooCow June 4, 2017

Tree thong

A thong made for men with dick the size of large trees.

Dude, Jacob had a tree thong on last night!

by Sirbigdickalot May 31, 2016