Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 07, 2025

post-sermon relief

The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.

I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!

by QuacksO August 05, 2018

Post Electoral Clarity

A sudden friendlier atmosphere in political debates after the results of an election. More prevelant in countries with a multi-party system, where politicians have to cooperate to create government-coalitions.

Person 1: "Yeah I regret some stuff I said about Party 1 before the election, I'm happy they get along with my favourite Party 2."
Person 2: "I feel the same way man! I'm glad that i'm not the only one experiencing Post Electoral Clarity!"

by Leones1234 July 12, 2024

National Post your Meat day

July 30th. You need to post your dick on your preferred discord server

Me: Hey bro it's National Post your Meat Day!
Bro: OK imma send it in the official Fortnite server!

by AAAMMMMOOG July 29, 2024

post ludum depression

that empty feeling of having completed a game and not knowing what to do with yourself

The post ludum depression after finishing NieR left me a wreck for weeks.

by tengokujin January 07, 2024

post this on ig reels

This means that what you post was so idiotic that you have to be clowned on instagram reels. On instagram reels people make harder jokes about you and its somewhat amusing.

“Post this on ig reels 😭”

by Jellywasmadeinalab November 21, 2023

post this on ig reels

When a post should be “posted on ig reels” , it means that it’s gonna get more hate there

*A video of an autistic boy shows up* comments: “post this on ig reels”

by Drakes #1 fan January 05, 2024