week long bender

v. To get 100% on an exam indicating a
celebration is in order

“I just week long bendered my midterm!!!!!!”

“Don’t even stress. You’re gonna week long bender that chem exam.”

by bender steve June 2, 2025

long cack

Long rod.big ol chile . Dope dick. Long cack for days rod or days

He had long cack last night

by Hahahahhahaja September 7, 2017

holding the long stick

Whoever holds the long stick is undoubtedly gay, if their name is Sean and they hold the long stick their levels of gay increase x100 fold.

Sean is holding the long stick and he can’t let go it is a ride he will stay on his whole life.

by Shernmerstern September 28, 2023

long covididiot

cognitive decline from shitposting covid misinformation despite all contrary evidence when covid kicks your ass!

Hundreds of long covididiots shitposts are on sorryantivaxxer.com

by Conservaxxitive July 8, 2024

Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.

"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"

by TheHamMan15 October 1, 2016

Long John Silver

When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return

I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head

by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025

long bacon

Lesbian, lesbian flag

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025