I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 05, 2023

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Real Bleb Hours

The hours between 4:25 am and 6:25 am during which the meme creature, Bleb frolics spreading life and love and Gamer Girl Pee, Also Little Unknown Fact Bleb lives inside a Twitter Webcomic Made by @xPieDot

Person A: "Hey bro, you know it's Real Bleb Hours"?

Person B: "What"

by piedot August 28, 2019

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the real lg

The real "little guy"

Yo, that's the real LGG

by Sexy sim April 09, 2017

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the real slim titty

A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.

Girl: "Hey, you into boob jobs?"
Guy: "Yeah! I'll only accept the real slim titty, though."

by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020

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