Texas Police Officer

“Texas police officer”:

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"

"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"

by Roomba69 May 28, 2022

Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.

I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.

by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022

The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.

After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022

Bandera Texas

A small ass redneck town in central texas filled with meth addicts and bars and alcoholic high schoolers that drive around all day and drink all night they tend to congregate at the local sonic to hang out drink and smoke weed there’s not much of anything out there also if your a minority I would stay away because of all the gun wielding rednecks

God damn I hate bandera texas.

by Bandera texas January 24, 2022

Texas Shortcake

When you eat the period blood while performing Oral.

He was feeling very hungry, so he decided to share Texas Shortcake with his girlfriend.

by Steve_Brows January 24, 2022

Texas Telephone

When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.

Did you see David and Alex on the Texas Telephone? I think they’re gonna get together soon.

by BeefStewy January 25, 2022

Texas

Texas (/ˈtɛksəs/, also locally /ˈtɛksɪz/; Spanish: Texas, Texas ) is a state in the South Central region of the United States. At 268,596 square miles (695,662 km2), and with more than 29.1 million residents in 2020, it is the second-largest U.S. state by both area (after Alaska) and population (after California). Texas shares borders with the states of Louisiana to the east, Arkansas to the northeast, Oklahoma to the north, New Mexico to the west, and the Mexican states of Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo León, and Tamaulipas to the south and southwest; and has a coastline with the Gulf of Mexico to the southeast.

Hey bro!
Hiiiii!
How is it in Texas?
Kinda good!
Niceeeee.

by Α January 25, 2022