Texas Tobytoad

A huge Texas size Tobytoad

I left a Texas Tobytoad in the shower so huge I had to move to Hawaii from Texas to hide from my shame.

by TOBYNASTY May 22, 2023

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 31, 2020

Texas Face

The physical appearance of someone who looks friendly, familiar, approachable or generally trustworthy.

People often stop and ask him for directions because he’s got Texas face.

by Shrug Dog Millionaire November 25, 2021

Texas Triangle

A megalopolitan area shaped like a triangle where Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio

I want to live in the Texas Triangle when I grow up

by bubby3 November 04, 2015

Texas smash

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.

It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!

by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023

Texas Broomstick

When you put a dildo up your ass and you have to shit out the dildo

Jake Ryan’s ass was so sore last night because he told me he did the Texas broomstick

by 2RYDIZZLE December 02, 2017

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 07, 2019