Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit

Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.

by 69kisses January 5, 2020

Brown State

The brown state is when a brown user goes into an uncontrollable trance where they block out everything and do not know their surroundings. When exiting out of the brown state brown users may suffer from side effects of the brown state. A shorter term for this incident can be simply know as browning out.

He’s not answering so he must be in the brown state.

by Ninchako January 22, 2020

Cheese State

A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.

Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."

by Flare! April 13, 2020

dervish state

Dervish state was a Dhulbahante state founded in Dareema Caddo and a successor to the Dhulbahante garadship

she member dervish state

by readyforthemoon55 June 16, 2020

The State

A gang of thieves writ large

“Give me an arbitrarily determined percentage of your wealth or I’ll put you in a cage”

“But that’s extortion!”

“That’s okay, I work for the State”

by DefinerofWords79 June 16, 2020

darawiish state

darawiish state was a dhulbahante anti-imperial state founded in dareema caddo and commanded by Ismail Mire

he from darawiish state

by readyforthemoon55 June 19, 2020

thirst statements

When you verbally try to be sexy and mentally turn someone on. Works better on women.

Guy 1: Bro my girl sends me so many thirst traps...I’m lucky. What does your girl do?

Guy 2: She sends me thirst statements.
Guy 1: Lame

by YourePhinestHighness June 24, 2020