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Social Tax

The tax you pay by spending time and energy reading stupid comments.
Why should I have to pay social tax to support your ignorant comment?
by Knightingale Mason January 9, 2020
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social selfie

( abbreviated soc-fie): a selfie specifically taken in order to be posted as the main picture on one's social media account like Facebook
I don'tc are whether my social selfie is broccoli-art or if it passed your picture test
by Sexydimma May 24, 2016
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socialism

when the government taxes businesses and corporations to make sure they wont build factories to create jobs. where the government trains and pays people to murder your opposition.
where the government steals all the money from doctors, and inventors, businessman, and rich people to pay poor people not to go to work, or to work jobs that don't actually do anything. when the government pays people to make 5% of the population perpetually poor.
the socialist matrix is to overeducate the middle class, overtax the rich, and to prevent the poor from going to school, or having enough money to actually afford to be employed.
this government is based on the idea of converting to communism - to force doctors to stay, to force doctors to work, and to make everyone poor thus ensuring the only reason people go to work, is so they don't end up in jail.
Canada is a capitalist society, the government pretend's its based on socialism, the idea that if you force people to be poor, you can increase education, and immigration!
by ironfinn November 6, 2023
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Socially Decline

Social decline, let’s say it’s spring break. A whole week you can spend chilling with your friends. You cant see your friends. One’s phone broke, you don’t know the other’s phone number, etc. You’re online friends are doing chores, on the plane, perhaps playing with their sibling, or you ran out of ideas to talk to them about.. but you still wanna talk to someone, yet you can’t. So you just play games and eat by yourself all day and do anything to keep yourself busy. You are socially declining and are turning into a hobbit.
Person 1: “Man, spring break was so fun!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I got a little bored though.”
Person 3: “i ate and slept and played video games all day. i was so socially declined.”
by HamiltonTheMusical April 2, 2022
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social pack

the cheaters way to quit smoking

a pack of cigarettes purchased by a smoker attempting to quit via giving away some of their pack

a pack of cigarettes shared by two or more persons
"I basically quit smoking"

"But you're smoking a cigarette as we speak?"

"These aren't mine, its a social pack."
by snyderemarker May 11, 2014
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social hour

a meeting on teams geyvgjrdbcg
by bdjksfhbnduijkfbudbfhjrdvf November 17, 2020
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social media rebel

a derogatory term for conscientious Samaritans who, in addition to being beaten by the heavily armed militarized police force wing of a fascist state on a regular basis, hold policy makers accountable on Twitter.com by exposing their ideological inconsistencies and corporate interests. Social media rebels can, but don't always, cuss.
"Angelenos deserve more than a social media rebel pretending to be bold and courageous by using foul language and curse words." - some unimportant politician lost to history
by buck$atan January 25, 2021
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