potato

1: a WAY too overused word

2: a usually circular golden-brown to light yellow coloured ball which can be mashed, baked, etc

guy 1: hey when are we going,
guy 2: POTATO
guy 1: k

guy 1: mashed, baked or jacket?
guy 2: BISH I SAID TOMATO

by mynamejayff July 7, 2017

British Potato

The act of one getting a vegetable and peeling the skin from there dick and having sex

"it hurt so bad when I did a British potato with my girl"-some dumbshit

by Putin on my glasses April 18, 2018

evasive potato

a rare canadian that spends most of his time on his ccomputer

hey you see hear that evasive potato last night on overwatch

by linkmaster225 April 18, 2018

potato cheese

the best food eva

i like potato cheese

by potato cheese is best cheese August 20, 2017

sweaty potato

a girl who thinks shes ugly and she is expecially when its hot outside

dude : bro kayla is a sweaty potato
bruh : totally

by Banananananassss August 21, 2017

potato bush

A fucking bush that grows potato's.

Andrew:Hey look it's a potato bush.
Nate:Potato's don't grow on bushes.
*Andrew proceeds to smack Nate*

by Pr0nHub August 21, 2017

Stinky Potato

The act of shitting into a used condom and leaving it on display in someone's home.

Remember that Tyler kid that fucked with me in middle school? He threw an open house on Saturday, so I banged his gf and left a stinky potato behind his mom's lamp.

by Brozac August 24, 2017