Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

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Post-formal farts

when you’re finished with formal, your date’s gone, and you can finally rip ass

Hunter: man what a fun formal!
Haydn: yeah bro I got the post-formal farts now *farts nonstop for 3 minutes*

by mrincredible_69 December 5, 2021

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post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

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Post cremation

When someone's been cremated and there ashes get caught in the house fire.

The evidence points to post cremation.

by DeathProxxy December 11, 2021

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When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.

Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<

Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?

Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o

by icky_crown December 13, 2021

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