20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
Get the Post-Score Hookup mug.20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
Get the Post-Score Hookup mug.Going comatose after the massive influx of information you experienced from checking all your social media apps.
Dave: Dude wtf r u?
Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!
Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
Blake: Fuck bro idk! I was just checking my social media updates now i dont know what the fuck is going on!
Dave: ok chill man ive heard this before, your going through post scrollaxing. Stare at the wall for 15 minutes and you'll be fine. Then bring your ass to the stank lodge.
by kiosk fart October 15, 2016
Get the Post scrollaxing mug.A new disorder whereby voters of the losing electoral party experience deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases violence such as such as riots, protests, hate graffiti, and physical assault directed towards the winning political party and its members.
Many liberal Democrats experienced Post Traumatic Election Disorder when Donald Trump, a Republican, won the election for President of the United States.
by Hemmingwayz November 22, 2016
Get the Post Traumatic Election Disorder mug.Noun: A proverbial term, often used to refer to one who was cool at a prior point in time but is now wholly lame
Noun: One who often utilizes the phrase "I can't I have work tomorrow" to avoid basic responsibilities to friends
Noun: A male that used to enjoy bars, "stoges," "raging faist" and even had a designated song to play while "shotgunning" but now said male enjoys life's simpler pleasures, such as using the phrase " I can't I have to go to work"
Noun: One who often utilizes the phrase "I can't I have work tomorrow" to avoid basic responsibilities to friends
Noun: A male that used to enjoy bars, "stoges," "raging faist" and even had a designated song to play while "shotgunning" but now said male enjoys life's simpler pleasures, such as using the phrase " I can't I have to go to work"
EX 1:
That Will guy is such a post, don't you think?
Without a doubt! I know it, he knows it, everyone knows it, trust me folks he's a post.
Ex 2:
Hey Will what's going on? Do you want to drink beer?
"No I have to work tomorrow"
That Will guy is such a post, don't you think?
Without a doubt! I know it, he knows it, everyone knows it, trust me folks he's a post.
Ex 2:
Hey Will what's going on? Do you want to drink beer?
"No I have to work tomorrow"
by It dfntly is like shes into it November 24, 2016
Get the Post mug.The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
by mojoroberts December 24, 2016
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by drinsidious December 25, 2016
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