potato head

someone who is very stupid and has no common sense

my friend was a potato head when he washed his hands with sulfuric acid

by TheUrbanGod1 March 04, 2020

Potato head

Sucking cock with a mouth full of mashed potatoes.

She/he/it was so freaky she gave me Potato head

by Sindee Throatstar February 27, 2021

Potato head

A person being a aboulute idiot

My brother eating raw chicken

"Wht you ear raw chick you potato head"

by The truth_allday August 24, 2021

Potato Science

The type of science that makes no sense

The scientist over there is doing potato science

by The human being August 01, 2019

Fried Potato

My friend's username, I think this will be rejected though.

Fried potato made fun of me for accidentally typing keybeard instead of keyboard

by MelonSmasher29 March 14, 2023

Space Potato

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.

Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.

by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 14, 2021

Sweat Potato

Sedentary person who wears sweat pants everywhere.

“I took my family to the movie theatre on Christmas day and the place was crawling with sweat potatoes.”

by johncy December 15, 2023