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drunk lenz

You get so black out drunk, one wanders away and still gets home at the end of the night
I got so drunk Lenz last night I don't know how I got home
by Get_sum1992 August 24, 2016
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Tourettes drunk

Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.
Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.
by Swampybaby June 23, 2021
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Drunk

OK so she looks at her ass and sees that her back is cut and she's bleeding for the first time... Freaks out and tried to like... Cauterize it with a lighter? And then she freaks out and throws up all over herself and passes out...
Hym "And when she wakes up she finds some liquor in the trunk... And she decides 🤷 ♀️ 'I guess nows as good a time as any to get drunk!' Ok... And now she's gotta tie up her cut... Oof... Gross. She stay forgetting that she is like actively on the phone with the cops..."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.
"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."
by GCWrites August 22, 2023
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drunk catsup

a shot:

3 parts shitty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce

to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it's called, "two bloody vagina-saucers"
Me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; I don't remember a thing, we'll have to catch up again some other time.
by derpaderpalurkalurkaherca December 5, 2012
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Drunk Makeout

A drunk makeout is not a hookup. Whether you are friends or strangers, making out is a hobby while you are drunk, once you exceed a makeout and go to anything more physical it is then a hookup and no longer just a "DRUNK MAKEOUT"
I had a drunk makeout with Kate last night, but we didn't hookup.
by uhdcuedcueucgeucgbeubvueb November 29, 2020
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Kamala drunk

It’s a slightly inappropriate amount of drunk.
Heading to the in-laws to get Kamala drunk and talk shit this weekend?

Is Kamala drunk the highest level of drunk?
It’s a slightly inappropriate amount. She’s not capable of anything at the highest level.
by Brill71 November 27, 2024
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