crod muffin

When a girl sits on a fat boys face
by Beast1111 May 11, 2017
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muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
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muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits
I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night
by Bwaaaalker January 27, 2016
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Man-Muffin

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)
Look at that Man-Muffin.
by Stevethemechanic95 November 24, 2022
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Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.
"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."
by Bglewis November 29, 2019
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