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Kevin Gu

That’s just his name tho
Yo, Kevin Gu got a phatty
by KevinGru March 10, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is supper Cute a nice person that can be trusted, thought sometimes he can be mean, If be is intrested in you he will try to make you jeleous but if you are his close friend he will be nice and caring.
Me:My friend told me he liked me before and that he is tryna make me jeleous ☹

Monica: He is like my bff i love him as a friend he is the best Kevin is the best!
Me : YASS
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Kevin

A bitch who has had like 20 girlfriends in the past year and has cheated on every single on of them.he also likes to say the n word even though he knows he’s not black.another thing he likes to do is lie about his race and change it basically every day.he will also threaten to beat you up if you talk shit abt him(he won’t go near you though)and he’s overall an annoying ass racist-Saige<3
Person 1:oh no what happened to Kevin’s gf
Person 2:didn’t you hear… he cheated on her:(
Person 1:ugh again!hes such a bitch sometimes
Kevin:DONT TALK SHIT ABT ME YOU FUCKING F-
by Lovely.Sage June 8, 2022
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KEVIN

A fat black kid that likes Cheetos says he has sex a the time but doesn't and likes to cry himself to sleep every night. he lies to him self that he's not fat but we know he is. unlike Miguel he is cool and has sex all the time. don't be like Kevin be like Miguel.
Kevin is gay but Miguel is cool and has SEX with his massive horse COCK
by jjbjbb December 14, 2021
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Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love
by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is the badassed mf I'v ever meet.
Kevin-kun is so hot ngl
by Xssslayer November 22, 2021
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Kevin

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022
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