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Kevin David

Marketing Guru, YouTube Mega Educator, Shopify Expert, Amazon FBA Millionaire, Clickfunnels $10M Club, Honest fun guy.

Kevin David teaches all he knows about erning a living online in his final offering Digital Course Secrets the link is in the tags.
Kevin David may be retiring after only 24months with $10 million in the bank and $1 million a month residual income!! He is releasing one last course.
by Godaddy Dave May 18, 2019
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Kevin

A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces
literally no one:
Kevin: I invented lay up.
by Stinky possum December 25, 2022
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Kevin Frick

Kevin Frick Is a Big Hillbilly with a massive belly button after you get to know him he will devour your soul and Ur fatness
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KEVIN

A fat black kid that likes Cheetos says he has sex a the time but doesn't and likes to cry himself to sleep every night. he lies to him self that he's not fat but we know he is. unlike Miguel he is cool and has sex all the time. don't be like Kevin be like Miguel.
Kevin is gay but Miguel is cool and has SEX with his massive horse COCK
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Kevin federline

If theres something more chicken shit than being afraid to stand (Kevin Federline), it's being afraid to stand alone (Britney Spears).
At least the world knows Kevin Federline is a womanizing douchebag if the rumors are true and all. Kevin Federline doesnt masquerade or disguise himself as somebody else to do his womanizing or sinning, he does it as Kevin Federline at least. He doesnt hide who and what he is.
by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin is the badassed mf I'v ever meet.
Kevin-kun is so hot ngl
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Kevin

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.
Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.
by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022
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