jesus is my nigga

What a white Christian man says when he is trying to get black people to join his religion. He usually ends up being beaten up.

"Remember, Jesus is my nigga and Jesus is your nigga!"

by RaskBunzzz June 28, 2019

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Purple Jesus party

A party in which a wine-based punch is served in large quantities. The partygoers' lips are purple and the first words to be uttered the following morning are "Jesus, I'm never drinking again."

Guy 1: We should hit up Kenny's Purple Jesus party tonight.

Guy 2: Meh, I've gotta work tomorrow. The last thing I need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.

by Slim415 December 13, 2008

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jesus H corbett

what you end up saying when you mean to say jesus h christ but then the 'h' puts you off so it becomes a hybrid of the aforementioned and harry h corbett off steptoe and son.

jesus h corbett what the fuck are you talking about you sad git. er, I mean christ not corbett!

by ben dover of the yard July 08, 2004

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That's how Jesus did it

Phrase said after something truly remarkable is stated; generally for adding extra emphasis on how amazing something is.

Ronnie: How did you do at the track meet?
Kristen: I just high jumped 6' 3''!!!!
Ronnie: Awesome, That's how Jesus did it!!

by IIIEvans July 13, 2010

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Lord Jesus Perm

A Straightening Perm that causes the ends of the hair follicles to gracefully swoop upward in a heavenly manner, similiar to the hairstyle depicted in pictures of "White Jesus".

1. "I'm bald headed but i used to have a Lord Jesus Perm" - E-40

by NorthernCalifoolya1988 September 02, 2010

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