white flies

lies people write on facebook to friends to make that person feel good, or about themselves to make them look better.

Ex. 1 - "Girl, you look the same after all these years, so gorgeous, I ain't tellin no white flies!"

but if the truth was written it would be, "you look a good 10 years older than you are, a trip to the dermatologist would do wonders, but won't address that bad hairstyle. Don't even get me started about your wardrobe."

Ex. 2 - Status update: "Whew! Just ran 10 miles!"

Truth: "I just walked down the street to my neighbor's to see if he wanted to join me for a run. We ended up polishing off a 6 pack and watched the game."

by Ubiferous July 30, 2011

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white tragedy

a tragedy that has an element of comedy.

The drama, although purported to be a tragedy, is actually comical in nature. It is a white tragedy, indeed.

by uttam maharjan August 21, 2011

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White Tears

White tears are produced by white women to manipulate situations so that their issues are favored over others. Usually used when they are being called out on their poor behavior. White Tears are seen as weapons to marginalized groups. White Tears are also used to play the victim card.

Sara, a white girl, called the cops on Monica, a black girl, because Monica confronted Sara for stealing from her, and as soon as the cops pulled up, Sara began to cry. Also known as white tears.

by SaveUs August 31, 2022

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