Cock-on-a-stick

I was really impressed to discover that someone else uses this excellent term. I use it as a 'mild' expletive when something happens that slightly annoys or frustrates me.

'You are joking, we haven't got another meeting tonight have we? What a cock-on-a-stick.'
'Cock-on-a-stick, where are my car keys?'

by The original faggot February 10, 2010

Wrinkly stick

An old man's penis.

I accidentally saw a wrinkly stick on the internet.

by The Ultimate Diabeetus July 27, 2014

Fusking stick

A stick used to fusk out squirrels from an unusually shaped oven.

Mabel! Could you please fetch my fusking stick, I can't seem to get out the latest batch of squirrels from our unusually shaped oven

by pimhole July 28, 2010

Stick boi

A stick boi is a person who is very skinny. These people are not very common but they are very cool

Person 1: Hey you know what
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Were stick bois
Person 2: why
Person1: Because were skinny lol

by Ian Martinez March 2, 2018

Stinky Stick

A Cigarette, usually smoked when in the company of non-smokers who have a low tolerance for smokers. Often, by naming the object a stinky stick, the non-smoker will accept the smoker's acknowledgement that the habit disgusts the non-smoker, and leave the smoker alone, as opposed to becoming a raging asshole.

Well, now that we've finished writing your thesis on vegen cunnilingus, I'm going out for a stinky stick.

by Angelshark February 4, 2013

trick stick

slang word for skateboard.

Wanna take a ride on my Trick Stick?

by Ericcc the skater dood June 18, 2009

puddin stick

A dick that can't satisfy a woman or the dick can't get a woman off before himself.

Mike had a puddin stick last night!

by bnewcom October 3, 2013