The French

An insult to God.

Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?

by Moronoki.com March 15, 2025

French Barracuda

When to men are having gay sex with dicks similar to barracudas in front of a wall mounted dildo and the receiver is getting it so hard they are forced to bite down on the dildo to relieve the pain, similar to a French person eating a full baguette.

Tim went to the backroom to give Allen the French Barracuda.

by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020

French

Reference to oral sex

I went down on her the old French way.

by King George 90210 April 22, 2024

french

Word used to describe something that you really appreciate, something that is really cool, especially in tattoo art world, synonym to swag

Men, you really nailed it, that’s french

by kazosia January 30, 2025

French Peggy

Title for a person that was french pegged (not the pegger)

Mark enjoyed his time with his little french peggy, making sure to use the available length of the baguette.

by WKKSKRI June 2, 2025

Chicago french toast

Chicago French toast; first made famous by President Barack Obama at his inaugural speech— when he credited the colloquial favourite as his main staple that saw him through college.

Chicago French toast differs from classic French toast to in the distinction that it is made with bagels, and not sliced bread.

Is that a cream cheese bagel? No. That’s Chicago French toast baby.

by Walters Brew October 28, 2022

french pants

"French pants" mean a really sexy underwear that most french canadian wear. Only really lucky men have seen these type of delicate lingerie.

Can also mean smart sexy ass.

While travelling in Australia, Justin and Marty had both France pants but never get to see French pants. They went back to English Canada where woman still think France in the pants is fashionable...

by Dumurousse June 13, 2017