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Small top hat

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”
by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023
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emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011
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National no hard hat day

The day of not wearing a hard hat is march 10th
Boss: bobby what day is it

Bobby: march 10th national no hard hat day
by Bobbydawon March 9, 2021
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make a hat

Attempting to make money.

Origin: late 1900's, Texas. The term was oftener used by low level gangsters and was in reference to obtaining enough money to purchase a hat which, at the time was a status symbol. The nicer one's hat, the higher ranking the individual in the gang or crew.
Vinny: What are you doing today?

Joey: Tryin' to make a hat, know what I'm sayin'?
by Bakersaurus November 25, 2014
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Canadian Cowboy Hat

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.
I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.
by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024
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rash hat

When one preforms anal sex without lubrication, and gets a nasty rash around the penis.
Man I got a nasty rash hat last night, I knew I should have looked for the lube longer.
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Tokyo Hat Trick

In hentai when a tentacle goes all the way through, starting at the mouth, exiting the anus, and then hooking back around to penetrate the vagina.
"Woah, that tentacle came back out her ass and hooked around to her pussy!"
"Woah, Tokyo Hat Trick, nice!"
by RugCarpet December 8, 2021
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