It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

Hard Burger

It's when you overcook the burger, and it becomes well-well done.

Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.

by LuckySandvich August 11, 2016

Hard can't

Something you actually can't do, as opposed to something you shouldn't do.

Me: We can't go there, there's a fence.
She: There's no barbed wire, it's not a hard can't.

by suede-o-nym April 20, 2015

Mentally hard stuck

If someone doesn't evolve mentally and is stuck like in a certain elo in League of Legends

Oh look at this stupid person, he is mentally hard stuck!

by DatBoi0000001 March 8, 2018

Suck hard

A women grabing a dick and sucking hard

Kriste Suck hard

by THEYEETREAPER69 April 12, 2022

not fully hard

Aka, a semi boner. this phrase is used by fags who try and make there meat seem bigger

i’m not fully hard btw

by lickmyballs2121 May 6, 2018

hard cuts

When you refuse to bring along anyone not 100% committed to social plans

Are they actually in for next Thursday or just playin? We're doing hard cuts.

by TIGER_FIST_UNPLEASANT September 25, 2019