Facebook Cleansing

When your Newsfeed is spammed with duck faces, horse shit, and anal turd you don't care about from random motherfuckers you want to stab in the face, you commence the act of facebook cleansing. Inspired by Hitler himself, you create a list of individuals you wish to kill and a list of individuals who irritate you to an intolerable degree. Then you go to each one of these individuals walls, leave them the sincere, heartfelt message of "fuck you" and proceed to defriend them. After you have gone through your entire list of victims, you are left with close friends, funny douchebags, random hot chicks you stalk from time to time, and NO annoying, urine gargling, feces eating, child molesting, snot chewing, ass licking, piss drinking, vomit spitting, duck-faced, irritating shitbags you were stupid enough to add in the first place.

And through Facebook Cleansing, you can once again use facebook with leisure.

These motherfucking duck-faced bitches are starting to make me release anal fluids against my will. I'm going to do some facebook cleansing and then burn them alive.

by Boywithadick July 29, 2012

Facebook dip

The act of spending a very short time looking at your facebook page. Used mainly to avoid being seen online and/or being talked to. May or may not be followed by swiftly turning the chat feature off.

Person 1: Hey, did you see my comment on Jo's status?
Person 2: Uh, no. I can't go right now. I just left a conversation pretending I had to go...
Person 1: Oh, but just do a quick Facebook dip then.

by areallpseudonymstakenorwhat!? July 31, 2010

Facebook Celebrity

Facebook user that has ton's of friends and keep posting status updates, cool pictures but in reality they're not cool, unknown and photogenic.

Guy 1: I Wish could date this girl named Selena on Facebook, shes cool and fine as hell.

Guy 2: Dude, she's Susan from downtown and average girl, and she's definitely a Facebook Celebrity.

by Observer9 October 14, 2011

Facebook Hoochie

Anyone who posts ridiculously slutty pictures of themselves or others with the intent of showing off their hoochie clothing or sexual prowess.

Friend: Did you see what your sister is wearing on facebook?

Brother: Yea, She a facebook hoochie.

Look at your puto brother. He's hanging out with all those slutty girls and being a facebook hoochie on spring break.

by Beckaylargo September 23, 2012

facebook sensitive

when someone gets their feeling hurts from dumb things on facebook.

you're friend writes on other people walls but not on yours, this makes you jealous and/or upset. therefore you are 'facebook sensitive'.

by kmb513 February 22, 2011

Facebook Fairy

Someone who finds your facebook account logged-in when you're not around and proceeds to change your status and/or profile information.

I think Mike may have been visited by a facebook fairy. His status says he can't come over to watch the game tonight because he's decided to adopt 20 cats and is knitting each of them a little pink sweater to "keep the kitty warm and pretty." LMAO!

by mikesindahouse October 22, 2010

Facebook Weed

Someone that will post, like, and comment in all the wrong places. They will never stop posting irrelevant shit that no one actually gives half a fuck about.

These types people are annoying to most of Facebook.
They demonstrate autism proficiently on a regular basis.

Their disease usually stems from a desire to be noticed and commended by others.

Person 1: Did you see Jerry posting all of those 'Like for a Like', 'Like for a rate' and 'Like for a tbh' last night?

Person 2: Yea, fucking attention seeking facebook weed

by DJCitrix February 24, 2013