David

Ugly ahh piece of shit

4'1

cheats in wikipedia race

Person 1: You suck cock!!!
Person 2: Yeah my name is David, course I do.

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023

David

A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.

Dude I didn’t know David was a woman

by The Penishole eat a duck hole February 05, 2022

David

David is a very stupid boy and he is a Minecraft nerd.

Fuck, hes playing Minecraft again.

Who?

David

by Horny 2000 March 03, 2020

David

A really suspicious man, could be gay or not...We don't know....

Me: yo, what's up David!
Him: *Slaps My Dick*
Me: Nah, you gay...

by DomiDICKs March 10, 2023

david

gay

david is gay.

by spicynugg April 16, 2022

David

Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.

"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."

by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020

david

can be very sweet and charming should date a girl called alisha

david; i love you

by pluto your mum June 21, 2019