Class Flirt

Tamaki Suou (Suoh) from Ouran High School Host Club.

The class flirt, Tamaki Suou (Suoh) hit on that blue eyed blonde from Benibara academy last week during the culture fest.

by Viscount Druitt March 2, 2026

Classical Postmodernism

The foundational period of postmodern thought, roughly 1960s-1980s, marked by the work of thinkers like Derrida, Foucault, Lyotard, and Baudrillard. Classical Postmodernism established the core themes: the critique of grand narratives, the deconstruction of binary oppositions, the emphasis on difference, the recognition of the power-knowledge connection. It was a period of intense theoretical production, of radical questioning, of intellectual ferment. Classical Postmodernism remains the source text for all later postmodernisms—the origin from which everything else flows.

Example: "He started with the classical texts—Derrida on deconstruction, Foucault on discipline, Lyotard on postmodern condition. Classical Postmodernism was harder than he expected, stranger, more challenging. But it was also richer, more generative, more alive than the watered-down versions he'd encountered."

by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026

Classical Relativism

The foundational form of relativism, originating with the Sophists in ancient Greece and revived in various forms throughout Western philosophy. Classical Relativism argues that truth, knowledge, and values are relative to individuals, cultures, or contexts—that there is no universal standard by which all claims can be judged. Protagoras's famous dictum—"man is the measure of all things"—captures the classical spirit. Classical Relativism was a challenge to absolute claims, a weapon against dogma, a defense of diversity. It remains the source from which all later relativisms flow.

Example: "He read Protagoras and felt the shock of the new: truth relative to the knower, values relative to the culture, no view from nowhere. Classical Relativism was ancient but not dated—it spoke directly to his experience of a world where people saw things so differently. The questions were old; the relevance was new."

by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026

Classic Noah

When you leave your homies on the game to go beat your cock

“Ayo where’s Vincent he left to use the washroom 20 minutes ago?”

“He’s just pulling a classic Noah”

by DominicanNaruto March 27, 2026

Class Action Lawsuit

If a single author gets paid before I do I'm going to walk out of my apartment and stab a little girl in the face.

Hym "Throw that shit out! Throw that class action lawsuit right the fuck out if the do not mention the fact that the entire LLM model is based on a stolen dissertation the author of which is being deliberately erased from history for not loving the Jews enough or not being a slave to child he didn't get to fuck to create AND they aren't filing that I NEED TO BE PAID MORE then whatever it is they are asking for. Fuck those fucking authors. This is how this works:

My dissertation

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Coding

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Other authors
That is how people need to be paid as it relates to AI. ME FIRST! THE CODERS ARE ALREADY BEING PAID! The authors get paid 35 dollars per book. Give the some kind of royalty or something. By they are no where near as aggrieved as I am and nobody is writing news articles about it are they? Nope. And are your kids going to get stabbed over it? I hope not! I really do! But there is only one way ro reduce that risk and me going to jail isn't it."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

Class 37

A 65-year-old freight locomotive, a pinnacle of British engineering during the 60s.

"The Class 37 trundled along the breezy coast of Devon.

by Desiro July 24, 2025

Class of '29

A bunch of 12-13 year olds who already want to die. They were raised on "chicken, banana" and Minecraft.

"Why is he in a mood?"
"He's class of '29"
"Ohhhh"

by Stellahasnofriends September 11, 2025