Multi-clocker

Someone who works multi jobs and clocks into work multiple times a day.

John was such a workaholic that he had a 9-5 job and a second job he worked at nights. Each day John would multi-clock in to work. His mum said "John why do you work so hard? You're such a multi-clocker!"

by Enigmatic_1 August 30, 2020

Ass cracker

One who takes a womans anal virginity.

Yeah it was her first time doing anal, I was her ass cracker.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

Ass cracker

The art of motorboating a woman's ànusbwhile squeezing her butt cheeks firmly against your face , all while making the motorboat sound buwuwuwbueuw.

She bent over and ass crackered my face. It was awesome.

by Tall Dude 1981 November 11, 2020

Soggy cracker bottle

A group of men ejaculate in side the bottle and the person that ejaculates last has to drink it and eat it.

Ryan played soggy cracker bottle and lost so he had to drink it and eat it

by Jackson was here October 7, 2020

Gaseous Cracker

A white person with an excessive amount of gas.

Once the Gaseous Cracker has released it’s deadly fumes it can reach within a mile radius, known as the red zone. The next zone is known as the blue zone, where if inhaled can cause vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations, and sometimes death.

by Sparky_lumps December 7, 2020

Oyster Cracker

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum

Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.

by Kümloud January 9, 2021

fucking cracker

In the UK this mean an exceptionally good thing.

That steak I had for dinner was a fucking cracker!
or
Wow, she's a real cracker! (would mean she is exceptionally pretty or sext etc.)

by PC Bob. April 3, 2021