by LMFAO 1234567890 May 10, 2011
by them00se July 20, 2012
Ideas and concepts that appear to be held within formal, rigid and airtight definitional standards, but are actually vague, abstract and only identifiable by the canner; as such, the contents carry no weight and only serves to fit the canner's purposes upon opening and inhaling the vapors of which then can be transformed into its final verbal bullshit adaptation.
Will suspects that Jenny's canned beliefs about him are merely stale brain farts trapped decades ago, freshly pulled out of her ass... He proves it by lighting the pilot on her own gaslight, it smells funny and her mind blows up.
by WillsWillingWilly November 08, 2022
Where one ignores the phone when a unpopular person calls, so you dont have to suffer the grief of the other popular kids.
by Babbsy Baby December 08, 2005
can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021
by DankonDS March 03, 2022
Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.
"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
by Steepsy May 09, 2014