a disposable number generated by third party apps used for business, pleasure, or for dubious Tinder matches.
Thank god I didn't give my Tinder match my cell phone number cuz that crazy ass has been blowing up my burner number. I think I'll just delete it and get a new one.
When all you can think about is about Burning Man even though you have a job, deadlines, a wife, a mortgage, pets, etc. The condition of not being able to focus on anything else but Burning Man.
"Baby , I'm so sorry I forgot to mail in the mortgage check this month, I've got BurningBrain."
When a Caucasian woman is married to a Caucasian partner, and conceives a baby, but when she goes into labor and gives birth to said child, the baby is of darker skinned ethnic origins, thus revealing that the woman has cheated on her husband, and has given birth to another man’s child.
Sally just had a baby, but she burnt the roast, as clearly it did not belong to Dave.