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Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.
Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.
by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025
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Ogilvy on long copy

A reference to the classical Advertising text 'Ogilvy on Advertising', in which David Ogilvy describes the power of persuasion with a good long-copy ad.
So just putting it out there: in this 280 characters or less world, I'm still an "Ogilvy on Long Copy" kinda man.
by CompSciFutures February 28, 2023
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Long veal

noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.
We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!
by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021
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Long haired boys

People u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 has some serious beef with.
"I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895

*5 minutes later*

"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate
by ObservedBeing June 7, 2025
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Long, thick rubber

"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."
by Kyrian2008 November 17, 2023
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Long Island

Long Island is an island easy of New York City. We have the north and south shore. North tends to be richer whereas the South shore tends to be poorer. I am from the North Shore and I live in a beautiful house in a beautiful place that I wouldn't trade for anything. The cost of living on LI is extremely high but it's so worth it. There is always a beach nearby which is great. And we can't forget about the famous Hamptons. The Hamptons consist of very high end real estate and New York's elite. I personally own 2 houses in the Hamptons. One is located in Southampton - where the old money is. And the other is located in East Hampton. Both towns are absolutely stunning and I will say this straight out - the truth is that yes, Long Island does have a ton of wealthy people and a lot of towns are very rich and glitzy. I mean who wouldn't want to live in a place like Long Island. I particularly love the Hamptons because that is our summer vacation spot. During the summer the Hamptons are flooded with Upper-East Siders of NYC. I can definitely say that a lot of Long Islander's are Upper-East Siders that live in a beautiful place rather than the city. (I love the city too) We also own a house in Florida, and I have to say that nothing compares to the glamourous and wealthy lifestyle of a Long Islander.
"You're from Long Island?"
"Yes I am"
"You must be rich!"
by lovelivelongis February 14, 2015
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Long

When you get an erection, but it's longer than it usually is.
James: Hey, how was the movie?
Denny: The movie was so great, it gave me a long. Do you want to see it?
James: Sure!
by TheR0B0TNinja January 9, 2022
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