Dirty J LO

Running your sweaty, hairy, dirty smelly ass crack the length of some unsuspected individuals face. Leaving them with stink face.

"yo the other night Joey passed out, so I gave him a nasty "Dirty J LO"

by tmizzie September 11, 2008

Michael J Fox

The anti-Elvis, he is the only one with no Elvis in him at all.

"Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them.
Everybody except one person that is,
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis,
The Anti-Elvis!
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in him,
Lemme tell ya.

Michael J Fox has no Elvis in him." -Mojo Nixon

by Unit4 September 12, 2008

mary j. wanna

A term originating in Dayton, Ohio, used in place of simply saying marijuana.

Do you have any Mary. J. Wanna for sale?

by bill April 23, 2004

hot ass j

one of a pair of jordan basketball shoes. usually referring to jordans that are relatively new.

Damn, man, Jamaal just swiped a couple of hot ass j's from Foot Locker! Shit, those are hot!!!

by DarkRyudo263 April 04, 2005

Melissa. J. B.

cuts apples with a knife, then eats them. Because they think its makes them a more etiquitte indiviual. They shower often, and don't pluck their eyebrows. But they are stunning anyways. They have a limited wardrobe but seem to never run out of new clothes. Very athletic but act like a awkward girl. They like to lounge around the house all day in either too small or oversized housecoats. They do odd things like carve pencil crayons with kitchen knives, or chew plastic spoons. Quite often have older and much hotter sister who are alomost an inch shorter but make up for that loss of height in at-it-tude !
Melissa J. B. kick ass, to put it simply !

Person #1 I was playing basket ball last night
Person #2 Oh, any Melissa. J. B. s in the other team?

Person #1 Why are you cutting up that apple
Person #2 Oh I don't know..
Person #1 Pulling a Mel J. B

by kaygurk! February 11, 2010

j clapp cheecks

when a male inserts all 10 toes inside a females vagina.

my friend likes to do j clapp cheecks when he gets horny.
-j.w., m.b.

by jesse mike January 10, 2009

J-Bag

A way of calling someone a juice bag, but in shorter form

(a juice bag is a non offensive way of saying douche bag)

thats my cookie you J-Bag!

that kid with a new girlfriend every week is a J-Bag

by Mr. McTastic February 04, 2010