Jungle Legs

Very long and hairy legs with unclipped disgusting toenails belonging to a female

"That new girl Jennifer has got some disgusting jungle legs!"

by kyuuketsukou November 30, 2022

hob leg

Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.

Hey man, don't hob leg me here!

by dingleboom December 9, 2021

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 13, 2016

Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.

Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse

by Dwevle May 10, 2019

Bacon legging

Referring to the way kevin bacon shakes his legs in the movie footloose. Usually when one drinks caffeine or gets anxious this can occur.

After drinking 3 espressos I started bacon legging

by Edub72 May 11, 2021

Lurpack Legs

Definition of the town slapper who loves a good shag. Knickers sliding up & down like a thermometer.

"Here mate have you seen her over there?"
"Aye avoid her pal it's lurpack legs she will eat you alive"

by LBarr96 April 5, 2023

Sparky linguini legs

sparky is the only person in the world that like men and sucks the gay out of anyone

God i hate niggers, sparky linguini legs come suck the gay out that nigger.

by bozoalert May 28, 2022