William

A walking red flag with perfect timing, crashing into every room like a raccoon on an energy drink binge. Universally identified as the buttslamming bootie bandit, leaving behind overturned furniture, missing dignity, and at least five witnesses clutching their lower backs like, “WHY does it hurt THERE and WHAT did William DO?” If you hear his name, it’s already too late—hide your snacks, your sanity, and anything with a pulse or a shadow.

“Bro, the party was chill until William showed up—next thing you know, the living room’s flipped, someone’s crying over a missing Hot Pocket, and three people are holding their lower backs like they just survived the buttslamming bootie bandit himself.”

by Avionicsman December 11, 2025

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WILLIAM CLUFF

A cutie that’s full of mystery, he acts normal but that’s just a front. He’s goofy, but serious. He has a sublime secrecy, but that’s what’s interesting about him.

Girl; William Cluff is so fast!
Friend; I know.

by sheprobablylikesyou October 19, 2019

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Williams

Williams is the term for a female narcissist, who usually has children. They will lie to the few friends that they manage to retain for any length of time. They will attempt to use their children as a mechanism to impact on people's lives that they no longer control, regardless of any "collateral" damage to the child.

Mentally unhinged

Jane is so full of spite and envy. She will do anything to score a point against anyone. She is a total Williams

by Mr AAnderson February 4, 2022

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