Urban Dictionary

A site used mainly by pre-pubescent delinquents living in their grandparents' basement to anonymously vent their racism, sexism and homophobia. 90% of the words defined on Urban Dictionary are either incorrectly defined, extremely vulgar, or, usually, nonexistent. Do not look up your name on this website if you'd like to preserve your innocence and/or sanity.

Kid: Hey, have you heard of Urban Dictionary?
Other Kid: Yeah, I used it to write a paper once and my teacher went into conniptions.

by Donald Trump's Head Squirrel January 17, 2017

Urban dictionary

A website where everything you define gets rejected.
You're using it, buddy.

Hey guys, let's look up our names on the Urban dictionary

by earth._.turd January 26, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A place for teenagers who know nothing about politics to vent about politicians.

pictured below is the level of idiocy of most Urban Dictionary users

by STAN THE DONUT MAN January 27, 2017

Urban Dictionary

where people invent meanings to words or phrases that are insulting and make others puke

Urban Dictionary is a place where nasty people could invent insulting words for free.

by mr.boombastik February 4, 2017

urban dictionary

this

i found a word in the urban dictionary

by Fedora_Cat February 8, 2017

Urban Spammer

This is a common occurrence on the website we all love...Urban Dictionary! Urban spamming tends to take place because people get way too butthurt that their "funny" definition of iDubbbz keeps getting rejected! Urban Spammers tend to keep remaking the same definition and immediately going to the votes to upvote their definition so they have a large definition glossary.

Ashton: "How did this definition get on this?! It's HORRIBLE!"
Joey: "I don't know. Urban Spammer? 'Are you sure about that?' is pretty dang straightforward!"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.

My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019