max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.

He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.

by Richard the first half of the June 16, 2016

max facts

The biggest amount of facts there could
Be.

Gas is too expensive ; MAX FACTSSSS

by Kayschnxoxo May 15, 2018

Retard maxing

When you act not in favour of other parties, but in favour of yourself, making others evoke strong feelings towards you, but you don't care.

Peter committed Retard maxing by leaving his friend group, because he didn't like them. They are so pissed at him for doing that.

by OhioRizzler4 June 27, 2025

Max Bloom

Adj. An unforgivable slur

He looks like Max Bloom
OMG WTF YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022

Max

Someone who can’t tell the difference between a pole and a continent

Max dosent know the difference between poles and continents their tiktok is @max_1_guess

by pissflavouredhairdryer September 2, 2022

Max Vance

He makes F's, you make A's

Do I have to put one?

by Miles November 10, 2003

Thanos Maxxing

When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.

Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"

Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"

by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025