Fart kiss

The act of farting in someone's mouth then blowing it back in their face

I fart kissed this girl last night I was so drunk.

by Keith Brenner May 7, 2011

party farts

Farts that are loud and funny sounding, but are not smelly.

Thanks to my party farts, I was the life of the party.

by AustinJG March 31, 2009

Fart Lag

The highly toxic methane trail that follows someone after a turbo toot.

Bloody hell!!! Jenny totally let one fly, and she had fart lag for two blocks!

by H*ck Yeah! October 18, 2008

fart juggler

a man of douchebaggery nature who passes gas and makes a juggling motion to get the smell of his wind to his open nostrils

Man, Kurts a real fart juggler he loves his own scent.

by not false December 26, 2007

puddle fart

Kind of like farting in the bath and producing the bubbles, but in the shower. Basically if you need a fart in the shower, have your back facing the shower, cup your hand over your ass crack and let water dribble into it. Let the fart rip, enjoy the sensation of a hand contained bubble.

Grandpa - "enjoy the puddle farts while you still can boy, last time i tried it grandma spent the week cleaning up shit from the shower."

by Richy Mac January 19, 2008

cabbage fart

a vile odor produced in the fart factory by magical fart gas elfs. a known bio-weapon the u.s. gov't. experimented with the gas during WWII. Today the gas is responsible for the death of the elderly, who coincidentally produce the most noxious form, and small children. adults while immune to the lethal aspect have been known to double up in pain and produce uncontrollable vomiting.

cabbage fart a known bio-hazard killed the elderly today.

by pseudonym10 August 13, 2008

Fart Chimney

When a couple is sleeping "spoon style" and the one in front releases some toxic fumes, then raises and lowers the sheets ever so slightly propelling the stench up between the close lying bodies "the Chimney" and entering the nostrils of the one behind.

The example is obvious

by Monkey Boy August 3, 2004