Closet Fuck

An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.

Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?

Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.

Johanna: oh, true true.

by closetfuck1 November 28, 2009

Chicken Fucked

The cowardly act of not paying monies owed.

Howard lost the bet, and that bitch Chicken Fucked me out of the 20 bones.

by P. Niss & Ben Dover August 23, 2008

Warp Fuck

A hookup that fails to make you cum so it “never happened”

John: “Did you fuck Ashly?”
Luke: “I warp fucked Ashly.”

by TheGlizzyGoblin September 1, 2020

fucking pussy

when you fuck a girl in the pussy.

john loves fucking pussy.

by uwuwuwuwuwuwuuuuwwuwuw June 28, 2022

weird as fuck

Something creepily out of the ordinary.

A guy in an abandoned house, peering out the window, wearing a green Halloween mask... Is weird as fuck.

by Sibbletts August 3, 2014

Fucking Random

A scrub that joins your private match and fucks everything up.

ii Dropshotz x "Come on guys we're up 2-1!"

Coolkid256398 has joined the game.

ii Dropshotz x "Get the hell out you Fucking Random"

by Scrub Pwner November 9, 2009

fuck boy

One of many terms used to describe people who are motivated only by their own self-interests, often at the expense of others. Their tactics can range from the unethical such as deception and emotional leverage to the highly illegal such as date-rape, threats of violence and sexual assault. In the specific context of the words "fuck boy", the self-interests-in-question are sexual, and the perpetrators in this case are male. These people most likely to be "fuck boys" are unwilling or somehow unable to feel empathy and compassion, or form emotional attachments with others. Instead, they see such traits as weaknesses that can be exploited to their advantage. After the "fuck boy" has satisfied his outcome and has no further use for his target, or determined he isn't going to get what he wants, he will unapologetically move onto to his next target. It is important for the misandrists to keep in mind that neither do "all men" fit the stereotype, but a similar percentage of females do as well. The female counterpart to a "fuck boy" is a "gold digger", as the self-interests involve obtaining social status and wealth via equally unethical means or through larceny and extortion.

Girl: "I'm sick and fucking tired of these fuck boys!! All they want is sex, and then they just leave!!"
Guy: "Then stop sleeping with them! You say do don't want a fuckboy but only fuck fuckboys."
Girl: "I can't! Because 'all men' are fuckboys!"
Guy: "That's bullshit, because that's like me saying women only love there phones and going shopping"
Girl: "Okay so where the fuck to I find a man that isn't a fuckboy??"
Guy: "Did you check your 'friend zone'? That's where they are usually found."
Girl: "Oh....'them'....hmmm....well they aren't actually 'men', they're like eunuchs or something...."

by djmattm2002 September 23, 2016