Facebook Republican

Someone who thinks if all of their FB friends do not agree with all of their statuses, then they aren't real friends.

Girl: If you were a friend, then you would automatically be happy for me.

Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.

Girl: I'm deleting you.

Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.

by Deadfella May 28, 2012

Facebook Ninja

One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.

Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.

by dyslexicanaboko July 3, 2011

facebook bodybuilder

Someone who takes pictures when they are swollen like fuck after lifting and upload them to look big

Jacobs friend: (scrolling trough Jacobs pictures from the gym) damn Jacob is big

Jacobs friend 2 : nah he a Facebook bodybuilder he ain't even big. He a stick

by Tight_pussy December 1, 2014

Facebook philosophy

Spread like wildfire by the semi-literate and white trash, a quote that starts with either « Life, Love, or A Real Man... » followed by some god-awful half-witted analogy, written by some incult, uneducated and unintelligent teenager.

A real man doesn't care what color you wore today... or some other inept facebook philosophy.

by Villies August 4, 2013

Facebook Calendar

Your Facebook friend that makes daily wall posts about what day the week it is... constantly reminding you that "It's definately a Monday", or "Still-a-Monday-Tuesday", or "Hump Day Wednesday", or "Almost-There-Thursday" or "TGIF!". Often accompanied with some kind of negative tone about the work week and/or asking if the weekend is here yet.

dude 1: Damn, I've been raging so hard - I dunno even know what day it is!

dude 2: Me neither, lemme consult my Facebook Calendar - oh there it is, I see we are "halfway through the work week, Happy Hump Day!"

by ellare April 7, 2010

Facebook Whore

When people have over 2000 friends on Facebook.
It's like sleeping with tons of men/women except it's on Facebook and everyone can see it.

Me: Hey Mary! How many friends do you have on Facebook? I just hit 500!

Mary: Oh I have 3746. I just cleaned out my friends list so it's a little bit small.

Me: You Facebook whore...

by xMuz September 7, 2011

facebook misconception

The idea that anything posted or commented about on facebook is truth.

Once the enter button is pushed, its the truth.

Stacy: (status update) Isnt feeling it... I hate Mondays.
AR: Congratulations on the new baby girl.
Stacy: What in the workd are you talkning about?
BN: Did I miss something?
Stacy: Bro... its a facebook misconception, you know I dont get down like that.

by SMFB July 18, 2011