Speedy McMayer 

1. Someone who is as fast as the flash

Woah, Speedy McMayer is running in lightspeed.

Speedy McMayer by dheids March 8, 2017

speedy cash 

Prostitution

That's some speedy cash

speedy cash by Funnnnn March 16, 2017

Speed bump 

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over

He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.

Speed bump by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

Speedbump 

When your barber sees a hot chick drive by and cuts a zooming line in your hairline

Can also refer to if your hairline is so bad it looks like if your barber hit a speed bump when cutting your hair

Hey his barber really likes speedbumps.

Speedbump by THEFATHEROFYOU April 13, 2017

speed-shipping 

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating

That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!

speed-shipping by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017

Speef 

A chunk of flesh from a furry.

Hey, did you know you can buy speef on the deep web?

Speef by EmeraldIsACat May 22, 2017

Speed-fanning

Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on

"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"

Speed-fanning by Onaeek May 24, 2017